Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
― THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

Anyday,

get—a-life:

you’re still the one pool where i’d happily drown. 

cutely-perverted:

Do you ever get that feeling that your friends aren’t really your friends and everyone is against you and secretly hates you hahaha